Idiomatic Expressions Prints

"With a proper diet, moderate but consistent exercise, and the development of a healthy mind-set, I should be able to fit in fine."

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

'Mr. Dawson, about when I said 'don't pull any punches'...'

"Ahhh....I think that was a flying fuck."

Sauce for the Goose

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

Soldier armed with a pen.

"Nuts to you, too."

The devil you know and his plus one

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?'

"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Another day in the Splenda mines

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

"He wasn't even early - he was on his way home from a party!"

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

'Justin, this isn't what I meant when I said we could make out like bandits.'

'Then my brother said he'd like to bury the hatchet...'

"Enough about the forest, why don't you show us more trees?"

The Elephant in the Womb

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

'You always talk about robbing Peter to pay Paul, but you never mention Mary.'

Uh, oh, the cows come home!

"Dogs are men."

"No more thinking outside the box Bamford. From now on I want you to do all your thinking inside your box!"

Management Reshuffle

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'