Idiomatic Expressions T-Shirts

"With a proper diet, moderate but consistent exercise, and the development of a healthy mind-set, I should be able to fit in fine."

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

Soldier armed with a pen.

The devil you know and his plus one

"Ahhh....I think that was a flying fuck."

"Nuts to you, too."

Sauce for the Goose

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?'

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

Another day in the Splenda mines

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

"He wasn't even early - he was on his way home from a party!"

"Enough about the forest, why don't you show us more trees?"

'Then my brother said he'd like to bury the hatchet...'

'Justin, this isn't what I meant when I said we could make out like bandits.'

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

The Elephant in the Womb

'You always talk about robbing Peter to pay Paul, but you never mention Mary.'

Uh, oh, the cows come home!

"Dogs are men."

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

"No more thinking outside the box Bamford. From now on I want you to do all your thinking inside your box!"

"You scratch my back, I'll scratch your is just a figure of speech, Ned. A little left, and higher."