Idiom Admirer Pillows

"I'm sorry, Foster, but you don't seem to be fitting in around here."

"You're cute, too."

"You can work together and fix the problems or you can bury your heads in the sand."

Clancy Strip:Resting on Laurels

"Which way to Hog Heaven?"

When sleeping dogs are left to lie.

Back Down

Clam

"Fifteen years I've been around here and I still haven't had my day!"

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

The devil you know and his plus one

"Ahhh....I think that was a flying fuck."

"Nuts to you, too."

Sauce for the Goose

Wordplay: In The Bag.

'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?'

"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."

Another day in the Splenda mines

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."

Magic Tricks

"And when you realized it was the wrong tree, why do you think you kept barking up it?"

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'Then my brother said he'd like to bury the hatchet...'

"Enough about the forest, why don't you show us more trees?"

'Justin, this isn't what I meant when I said we could make out like bandits.'

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'