Identity Theft Warriors T-Shirts

'It was really hard for him when somebody stole his identity...but it felt even worse when they gave it back.'

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"On a positive note, he's not our boss. He's the guy who stole our boss's identity."

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

Big Brother.

Information about information about information about information.

'Since PRISM, nothing is 'off the record' any more.'

"Yours is the worst case of identity theft I've investigated."

Information Security

"One of you got online and stole my identity, which is weird because there's not one thing unique about us."

'I'm here due to an identity theft.'

'Well, I don't know anything about 'identity theft'. All I can tell you, is that according to these records you're already here.'

Man sees his double in ID parade. Policeman says: 'Please indicate which of these men stole your identity.'

"And do you promise to love, honour, and give me all your personal information that I can pass on to third parties..."

"All right, which one stole your identity?"

Enraged by Wikileaks reports of CIA domestic surveillance via home electronics, Della Dinkerbonker fights back.

"Another company thinks I might like to keep receiving their emails!"

'We've come to invade your privacy.'

There's some guy in the caf

Internet surveillance

Is That Angela Merkel's...?

"I'm getting a new computer, so I'm making sure all my data on this one is erased."

"We can see that you just bought a fridge and thought you might be interested in a fridge."

A man realises surveillance cameras are on him at the urinal.

'... But, if he knows when I'm sleeping and when I'm awake, isn't that an infringement of my right to privacy?'

You know what? I think we are victims of identity theft!

Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie: My name is Morgan Peterson and I work with the finance house here in the Netherlands. Our late client, Mr. Williams, bequeathed his entire $650,000,000 estate to you. He was a big fan of your show. Anyway, so that the funds can be transferred to you, all I need is your bank account number and password, your social security number, name, address, phone number, birthdate, and the times when you are away from home. There is no risk to you. Sincerely, Morgan Peterson. I will h

"That brings us to your search history."

"And just like that, Facebook is giving us ads for used cars, optometrists and couples counselling."

'Hello, Mr. Thomas! We noticed you've recently been mugged! Hey, there's no better time than now to consider purchasing our identity theft protection insurance!...'

'I've found that poverty helps protect my identity.'

"The person who stole my identity is in this city, so look for someone who looks and acts like me."

"They finally got around to reviewing his browsing history..."

"They say this call may be recorded. Nowadays, that's redundant."

Big Retail is watching you... They're just not really watching what they've got.