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'It was identity theft by my body double!'

"On a positive note, he's not our boss. He's the guy who stole our boss's identity."

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

Which One is Pulling Out?

"Identity theft hotline? Yes, it's Dracula again. Millions of people are still stealing my identity on Halloween."

"Yours is the worst case of identity theft I've investigated."

'With all those presents Santa carries, do you think he packs heat? . . . And maybe he's not really fat, but he's wearing a kevlar vest.'

'I'm here due to an identity theft.'

"One of you got online and stole my identity, which is weird because there's not one thing unique about us."

'Well, I don't know anything about 'identity theft'. All I can tell you, is that according to these records you're already here.'

"All right, which one stole your identity?"

An identity thief takes the stand.

An early case of identity theft

'Do you ever get the feeling that these so called 'stick people' have stolen our identity?'

MRI Airport Security

You know what? I think we are victims of identity theft!

Two dogs in yard with barbed wire whilst another dog scales a ladder.

'I've found that poverty helps protect my identity.'

'I'm going downtown -- can I swipe you anything?'

Flight attendants' night out.

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'Now we come to step 86 of how to enter your new computer logins.'

'It was really hard for him when somebody stole his identity...but it felt even worse when they gave it back.'

Credit Cards Shredded.

"I think you're perfect for this job. And not just because I'm afraid that if you don't get it you'll hack my phone and steal my identity."

"No wonder she couldn't get through the metal detector...she's got braces!"

'We'll try. In the meantime, I can offer you a great deal on a new identity to replace yours.'

'I'm flattered... someone stole my identity.'

"I must be a real loser. The guy who stole my identity is giving it back. He claims life as me really sucks."

"That's the guy who stole my identity."

'Someone stole my identity, but left my big hips.'

"Well, I suppose it could be identity theft. But that doesn't alter the fact that according to our records, you're already here."

"Whoa! This is my stolen identity!"