'I'm here for identity theft.'
Identity Theft Irony Enthusiasts Gifts
Looking for a tongue-in-cheek gift for the irony enthusiast fascinated by identity theft? Our collection brings humor and wit to those intrigued by the playful side of digital and personal security. Both funny and thought-provoking, these products are ideal for sparking conversations and chuckles. Explore mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and art prints that combine clever cartoon designs with themes of irony and identity. Show your appreciation for their unique sense of humor with a gift that’s as sharp as their wit.
"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."
"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."
End the Winter Blues
Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.
'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'
"I'm putting you on a beef diet. Nothing beef for breakfast, nothing beef for lunch, nothing beef for tea, nothing beef for..."
'How to time the market' seminar - 2pm, postponed to 3pm, then to 4pm.
"Your taxes,pension and health deductions have exceeded your wages - here's your bill."
"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"
Tough Teddies
"I don't get it. I got a job at a fulfillment center and yet I'm still miserable!"
'Would it be cruelly ironic to shape our new cholesterol medication like little eggs?'
'The NHS is committed to patients having control over their care...So if you'd like to check your symptoms online I'll be back later for a diagnosis and careplan.'
"The following is a test of the fire-alarm system. It is only a test. Please ignore the intense heat and combustion."
"Then I told him, 'Unions are powerless in this country... What can you do to me?'"
"We could hire some sign-wavers to stand by the side of the road and advertise our product."
"Identity theft hotline? Yes, it's Dracula again. Millions of people are still stealing my identity on Halloween."
Washing Machine Torture
Welcome to Hell - No Smoking
'When they said a cruise with a 'balcony view' I didn't think they meant a view of the balcony.'
'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'
"I'm an optimist. I'm convinced that everything is going to go to hell, but not for a while yet."
We have skule clothes.
"Why don't you take off early today? Don't forget to pack up your desk...."
"Well, that backfired."
'I want one that says 'get lost' but includes a pocket compass.'
'I'm here due to an identity theft.'
'Sorry to disappoint you, your salary increase was a computer error'
Whoever said "Brevity is the soul of wit" must have not read many tweets!
"All brooms are useless. . .!!"
"No internet connection"
Peacekeeping?
Business acquaintances on holiday
Easy Budget Terms Are Not That Easy.
Identity Theft Irony Enthusiasts Gifts Collection
Identity Theft Irony Enthusiasts Mugs
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Identity Theft Irony Enthusiasts Pillows
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Identity Theft Irony Enthusiasts Prints
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Identity Theft Irony Enthusiasts T-Shirts
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