Identity Sleuth Pillows

"I'll be damned – it's my Social Security number."

'Higgins??! My gosh, someone has stolen your identity!!

'Sure, I can reprogram your microchip if you want to change your identity...'

Identity theft lineup.

'You've got that silly blank look again George or someone really has stolen your identity this time!'

"Actually those missing four yeas I was working here under a different name."

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

$1: Family Secrets

'It's not for myself, you understand."

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

"Is this who I am?"

Clickbait

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

'What an execrable day. I got drenched in a Wiki leak and buried in a document dump.'

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

"I have a personal blog, therefore I am!"

IRS, 'I think we should audit this one, sir -- his signature looks shaky.'

Tiger discovers the online wildlife trade.

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

Forming the adolescent personality

'Gimme all your cache!'

"It's the age-old question of our existence, Bill: 'Why does bad data happen to good computers?'"

"Hello, I am a Nigerian Prince and I need your help!!! Please send me $500 and your bank routing number. You will rewarded with 10% of 12.7 million dollars and my undying friendship. Best wishes, Prince John Barron."

I'd rather be phishing.

Blok conforming, with difficulty.

"Someone has stolen my identity crisis."

"I'm majoring in Communications with a minor in Leaking!"

"Adolescencia"

Secret Service Dogs

"Password must contain at least one pictograph."

"Officer, someone hacked my bluetooth pressure cooker and blew my kitchen apart! What can I do?"