Identity Crisis Comic Fan Pillows

'It's bad news I'm afraid,we're asprins'

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Early photobombing

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

"I sometimes think you're the only one who listens to me."

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

Suffering from Cooties?

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'I swear by my spell checker. I have a mental block for spelling. Even 'Hooqued on Foniks' didn't help.'

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

Naked Mole Rat

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

Batman O' War

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism. (Published originally on Feb. 11, 2011.)

Route 666

'No, no, no, Rapunzel. You hair, your hair! Not your bloody hare...'

Euro crisis: The euro walking over a cliff

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

"Why so grim, handsome?"

"Call me!"

"Any squirrels?" "Nope... two rabbits, a chipmunk, and a little girl picking her nose."

'A Quarter-Tonner, please.'

Dog In Your Face Comics

Horse draws a baby carriage.

'I can count on one hand the number of contracts that I didn't finish on time.'

Good luck with that quest for fire thing! I'm just going over there to eat some grass!