Identity Crisis Aficionados Pillows

"Meow."

"Hell: The Airport"

City centre pub.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Phone. Oh, no! My Clark Kent clothes are gone! Secret Identity Theft.

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

Which One is Pulling Out?

"Actually, Sally, my name isn't Mrs. Santa Claus... It's Barb. I'm not defined by my husband."

Secret Identity Theft.

"Sorry, I don't work here."

"I'll tell you my gender if you tell me yours."

"For the last time, he didn't steal your identity. He's your twin!"

'Are you having this identity crisis because you current identity sucks?'

'I don't know who I am anymore.'

Cybervegan Caf

'I kept wondering for years...am I red with white stripes or white with red stripes? I became so mixed up. Now, look at me.'

"It does seem like a school-approved activity."

"I've got my Facebook, Instagram, TikTok accounts, but where is the real me?"

"Which one more says 'Cool Guy?'"

"This doesn't feel right..."

Right there plump in the middle of Jackson Meadow that she had known all her life Margaret Mary Elizabeth became unsure of herself

'It's bad news I'm afraid,we're asprins'

'... and then Peter was Mr. McGregor...'

"There's been a few changes since I was last here."

"Which one of us is me?"

"What do you mean, my pen name can't be 'J. K. Rowling'?"

"I've decided - I want to create my own essence."

Frankenstein "Damn it! Not another ethic origin questionaire"

Millennial

Name

Varoufakis on German TV

To: Rudy Park. From: Lemont Brown. Hey Rudy, it's me. Long time no talk. How are you these days? Lemont? From Berkeley? Tap tap tap tap. Yeah. Man … Putnam Hall 1993. Those were the days. What ever happened to our roommate Ken? Tap tap tap tap tap tap. Divided Airlines. Divided Airlines. You know, that freak who was always writing articles about "news" and junk for the school paper ... That MORON who didn't know a Gameboy from a GameGear ... That big baby whose mommy was always calling to check

'I love how you're not like everyone else. Oh, sorry, I thought you were my wife.'

'I'm not a hawk or a dove. I'm a dog!'

"If it isn't documented, it didn't happen."