Idea Pitcher Gifts

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

"My door is always open. My mind, not so much."

Older than Nolan Ryan and still pitching

"I'm sure you hear this all the time, but I have a great idea for an Act of God."

"Mr. Montague has closed his eyes. That means he likes your idea and will be in touch."

"O.K., Chief! Hang on to your socks!"

"I hope this isn't another one of your crazy bounce-me-off-the-wall ideas."

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

The Giamatti era

Big Bang Boulevard

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

"People were steal his ideas"

And elevator with 'up', 'down', and 'pitches' buttons

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

"Your idea is strong. Really strong. But I've gotta ask myself, is it too much espresso for a decaf world?"

"I need to buy a faster fastball."

Thought Cloud

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

'Here is my proposal for making our department more productive. The proposal contains my best cognitive distortions.'

Big Football

'This week's column is going to be about Writer's Block, and it's...'

"Let's all go out & get drunk."

'If I don't think inside the box... why should I think outside the box?'

"Must...get...fresh...ideas."

'Do you take credit for things that others have done?'

People liked running things past Michael.

"It may very well be America's favorite comfort food, but nobody is gonna buy a grilled cheese poncho."

"I hope you don't mind, I've just scribbled a few different ideas!"

Planeterrium.

Intellectual Property Thief

"Matsuzaka has an ERA of 3.88, yet Francona’s starting Schilling. Doesn’t that seem counterintuitive to you?"

Peace policy

'Any moree ideas to make me look good?'

Man spear fishing in book

Connor Wickham