Idea Pitcher Gifts

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

"My door is always open. My mind, not so much."

Older than Nolan Ryan and still pitching

"I'm sure you hear this all the time, but I have a great idea for an Act of God."

"Mr. Montague has closed his eyes. That means he likes your idea and will be in touch."

"O.K., Chief! Hang on to your socks!"

"I hope this isn't another one of your crazy bounce-me-off-the-wall ideas."

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

Big Bang Boulevard

The Giamatti era

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

"People were steal his ideas"

And elevator with 'up', 'down', and 'pitches' buttons

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

Thought Cloud

"I need to buy a faster fastball."

"Your idea is strong. Really strong. But I've gotta ask myself, is it too much espresso for a decaf world?"

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

'Here is my proposal for making our department more productive. The proposal contains my best cognitive distortions.'

Big Football

'This week's column is going to be about Writer's Block, and it's...'

'If I don't think inside the box... why should I think outside the box?'

"Let's all go out & get drunk."

'Do you take credit for things that others have done?'

"Must...get...fresh...ideas."

People liked running things past Michael.

"I hope you don't mind, I've just scribbled a few different ideas!"

"It may very well be America's favorite comfort food, but nobody is gonna buy a grilled cheese poncho."

Planeterrium.

Intellectual Property Thief

'Any moree ideas to make me look good?'

Connor Wickham

"Matsuzaka has an ERA of 3.88, yet Francona’s starting Schilling. Doesn’t that seem counterintuitive to you?"

Man spear fishing in book

Peace policy