Idea Sparker Gifts

"I hope you don't mind, I've just scribbled a few different ideas!"

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

' A good idea '

Bright idea

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

The dangerous world of the armchair thinker

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

Boom

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

Should not have put that suggestion in the suggestion box.'

Elevator Pitch

' A new idea '

"Oh, puhleeese. No one's going to steal your idea."

Assertiveness

Big Bang Boulevard

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

"People were steal his ideas"

'Okay, let's go over this again: You tell me your great ideas, I repeat them back to you, then you tell me I have a great idea and I get all the credit for it!'

Stupid ideas rewritten to sound like brilliant concepts.

'If we can't come up with better ideas, at least we should have better excuses.'

And elevator with 'up', 'down', and 'pitches' buttons

'Marx and Engels - why they split.'

Patents office.

"Actually, I worked my way up from ideas and you can too!"

Thought Cloud

"What's the big idea?"

New Idea

'Get an afterlife!'

"This is genius, Ted. We can't use it. Nobody will believe I thought of it."

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

"I'm sorry-you tapped into something no one cares about."