Ichthyology T-Shirts

They were a prehistoric tribe that worshipped a fish deity. Ich-theology.

Fishman of Alcatraz

Big Mouthed Boat about to swallow fish swallowing fish and so on.

A fish swimming with an umbrella.

Louis Armstrong

Great Chinese Dynasties

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Tut and Carmen.

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Woman carries the world.

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

Honoré de Balzac

The height of fashion in 1796

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

Culture Saturday

'Now that's an afro!'

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Try to guess the continent dining...

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

Physician tending a mummy.

'What clan do you belong to?'

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."