Ice Statement Maker Pillows

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

'No ice.'

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Cake

I LOVE YOU IN ICING

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

"I've got something to tell you,Dad-I don't like fish...I mean I REALLY don't like fish...I HATE fish,Dad-there,I've said it now."

'I got tattoos to make a statement, but my teacher said I could do the same thing by joining the debating team.'

Rubik's ice cube.

Ice-Cube-IV

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

"Well, ONE of us is at the wrong pole..!"

"Date of birth?" "1989." "In 1989 I couldn't make ice... still can't." "Good lord, she could be my daughter! I'm so #!@* old." "That's the year my wife left me. Now I have a cold and I'm depressed!"

Boy breaking off a huge icicle.

At the Penguin fishing school: 'Gunvald has set the bar kind of high, gang!'

Cake Writer's Block

Child making ice sculpture.

Igloo Windfarm.

He took every chance to practice his talk.

'We must now come to spacing of the letters - I can't charge a customer for an extra cake...'

This baking obsession was beginning to get out of hand

Hands off!

"I'd better go -- I think my wife's menopause has arrived."

"You want that neat, or on the mostly melted rocks?"

'Dang... so much ice around us, but not a lousy drop of Scotch!'

'Relax, sir?I think it's just a fashion statement.'

'Could you turn me around the other way?'

'Maybe I shouldn't put 'instant cooling' on maximum.'

"This shoe proudly announces, 'I a am post-feminist'."

'It appears she's none of her grandmother's subtlety.'

'I still have all my own teeth but my head is false.'

"Expecting to land a monster today, Herb?"