Ice Statement Maker Gifts

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

'No ice.'

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Cake

I LOVE YOU IN ICING

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

'I got tattoos to make a statement, but my teacher said I could do the same thing by joining the debating team.'

"I've got something to tell you,Dad-I don't like fish...I mean I REALLY don't like fish...I HATE fish,Dad-there,I've said it now."

The emerging and exhilarating sport of Ice Golf.

Rubik's ice cube.

Ice-Cube-IV

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

"Date of birth?" "1989." "In 1989 I couldn't make ice... still can't." "Good lord, she could be my daughter! I'm so #!@* old." "That's the year my wife left me. Now I have a cold and I'm depressed!"

Boy breaking off a huge icicle.

At the Penguin fishing school: 'Gunvald has set the bar kind of high, gang!'

"Well, ONE of us is at the wrong pole..!"

"Be there in a minute. I'm just putting the icing on your cake."

Cake Writer's Block

Igloo Windfarm.

Child making ice sculpture.

This baking obsession was beginning to get out of hand

But, mom, I don't want to go to summer camp!

Hands off!

'We must now come to spacing of the letters - I can't charge a customer for an extra cake...'

'Dang... so much ice around us, but not a lousy drop of Scotch!'

"You want that neat, or on the mostly melted rocks?"

"I'd better go -- I think my wife's menopause has arrived."

He took every chance to practice his talk.

'Relax, sir?I think it's just a fashion statement.'

'It appears she's none of her grandmother's subtlety.'

'Could you turn me around the other way?'

"This shoe proudly announces, 'I a am post-feminist'."

'Maybe I shouldn't put 'instant cooling' on maximum.'

'I still have all my own teeth but my head is false.'