Ice-skating Maestro T-Shirts

Winter String Quartet

Panettone

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

Cake

I LOVE YOU IN ICING

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

Raging Bull on Ice

"I'm not convinced that 'Chekhov on Ice' was a good idea."

"You won't see a more naturally gifted skater."

"Be there in a minute. I'm just putting the icing on your cake."

Cake Writer's Block

"By the time I was supposed to resume my hockey career, I had discovered ice dancing."

Double bass skating

Child making ice sculpture.

Giant Ice Skates

'We must now come to spacing of the letters - I can't charge a customer for an extra cake...'

"Is that my skirt?!!"

Ice Sculpting Class.

The Violin Artist

This baking obsession was beginning to get out of hand

Hands off!

Head Coach, Offensive Coordinator, Post-Touchdown Choreographer

"Whose idea was it to bring the pineapple?"

"Iced grande soy triple-lutz latte!"

Violinist on Skates

Skating on thin ice.

Ice Skating Cow

'That was the most spins I ever saw anyone do!'

Elephant skating on thin ice.

'No problem. The icing is my favorite part.'

Fish with chainsaw under skating rink

'That's three strikes. You're Out!'

Gingerbread Men's Hair Salon

Two fish about to play a prank on an ice hole fisherman.

'There must be safer means of facial expression than closed eyes...'