Icing Master T-Shirts

"Be there in a minute. I'm just putting the icing on your cake."

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

Cupcake Excitement Scale

Cake

I LOVE YOU IN ICING

Suddenly, everyone spoke at once....

Baking

Baker

"Date of birth?" "1989." "In 1989 I couldn't make ice... still can't." "Good lord, she could be my daughter! I'm so #!@* old." "That's the year my wife left me. Now I have a cold and I'm depressed!"

"It's like the other ones! I saw a shark! I saw a shark!"

Cake Writer's Block

"I'd like a vanilla cupcake with buttercream icing on the side."

Child making ice sculpture.

Giant Birthday Cake

One Man and Two Trucks

Hands off!

This baking obsession was beginning to get out of hand

'We must now come to spacing of the letters - I can't charge a customer for an extra cake...'

Servant talking to her old master about her new position

Ice Sculpting Class.

Kid to sister about Zamboni (ice smoothing machine): 'Yep, I think we're going to have a snow day.'

'If he says 'got milk', I'm gonna bite.

Dangerous weapons.

'I had to wear these arms so I could get some more tattoos...'

'No problem. The icing is my favorite part.'

'I think you'll enjoy this, Master James... it's sassy but bovine.'

Gingerbread Men's Hair Salon

Instantly, tongue knew he was in real trouble and that all his mom's warning, hither to ignore, were true.

Winter String Quartet

"....to be your lawfully wedded spouse, in moving house, in packing and unpacking, again and again?"

Two fish about to play a prank on an ice hole fisherman.

Ice Sculpting Classes.

'First, let me start by saying 'Making Ice' is really not helping with dinner.'

Noughts and Crosses Cake Icing.

Guy hauling a Uhaul truck.