Icing Innovator T-Shirts

Baker

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

'Before we begin, everyone turn to the person next to you and give them a hug.'

Cake

I LOVE YOU IN ICING

Baking

'I use these ice cubes to make minor home repairs.'

Zenboni

"Date of birth?" "1989." "In 1989 I couldn't make ice... still can't." "Good lord, she could be my daughter! I'm so #!@* old." "That's the year my wife left me. Now I have a cold and I'm depressed!"

'I've created hundreds of jobs. Of course, they're all going to be automated.'

"Just a drop."

Child making ice sculpture.

"Be there in a minute. I'm just putting the icing on your cake."

"I'd like a vanilla cupcake with buttercream icing on the side."

Cake Writer's Block

"Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics."

"Okay, we got one cherry lager, with bitters and a pineapple slice, and one honey malt ale with cinnamon and an orange weist. You want these in steins or parfait glasses?"

"Please yourself, I'll add salt if you like but I'm only dyeing a pair of socks..."

Hands off!

This baking obsession was beginning to get out of hand

Chef using an electric train to roll pastry.

'We must now come to spacing of the letters - I can't charge a customer for an extra cake...'

Man wearing a 'Manufacturing' float ring hesitates beside empty 'Qualified Labor pool'

Kenny's new ice-cube-pouch body suit helped him reduce his air-conditioning costs.

Lady with an inflatable dinner date.

'No problem. The icing is my favorite part.'

"Mmm... not sure about these new high-rises..."

"The pensions industry needs to dramatically improve the way we communicate with customers."

"I thought it might speed up the dating process."

Gingerbread Men's Hair Salon

'Low Temperature Physics Lab'

Igloo outhouse.

“I have $3, a dairy allergy, and a very specific pallete. What can you do for me?”

Ice Sculpting Classes.