Ice Pioneer T-Shirts

"Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics."

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

'Before we begin, everyone turn to the person next to you and give them a hug.'

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

Suddenly, everyone spoke at once....

Welcome to your new English Class.

Baking

"You call this ice?"

Trawling for Fish.

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

Zenboni

"Date of birth?" "1989." "In 1989 I couldn't make ice... still can't." "Good lord, she could be my daughter! I'm so #!@* old." "That's the year my wife left me. Now I have a cold and I'm depressed!"

Baker

"We used to be cooler."

Bobsled Police.

Death skis towards a man fishing on cracking ice

'Can I get a Chardonnay over dry ice? I hate it when my wine gets wet.'

"I'd like a vanilla cupcake with buttercream icing on the side."

Child making ice sculpture.

Eskimo near 'You are here' sign.

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

Hockey Goal

"Sorry - I'm out of ice."

The Icebreaker

"I'm not a fish, but thanks for catching me."

"Will my office be near an ice machine."

'Uh oh, there's an icebreaker coming our way!'

"The first winter is always the toughest."

This is the part I hate - removing the hook.

"Who was the last to use the icemaker? You left it on extra large!"