Ice Pioneer Gifts

"Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics."

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

'Before we begin, everyone turn to the person next to you and give them a hug.'

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

"OK team, we need innovative solutions and we need 'em fast!"

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

Suddenly, everyone spoke at once....

Baking

Welcome to your new English Class.

"You call this ice?"

Trawling for Fish.

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

Zenboni

Baker

"Date of birth?" "1989." "In 1989 I couldn't make ice... still can't." "Good lord, she could be my daughter! I'm so #!@* old." "That's the year my wife left me. Now I have a cold and I'm depressed!"

"We used to be cooler."

Death skis towards a man fishing on cracking ice

Bobsled Police.

"I'd like a vanilla cupcake with buttercream icing on the side."

Child making ice sculpture.

"My wife ordered ICE coffee!"

'Can I get a Chardonnay over dry ice? I hate it when my wine gets wet.'

Eskimo near 'You are here' sign.

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

"I'm not a fish, but thanks for catching me."

"Sorry - I'm out of ice."

The Icebreaker

Hockey Goal

Arctic Expedition. We have 28 different words for "ice", and 79 different words for "oops."

"Will my office be near an ice machine."

'Uh oh, there's an icebreaker coming our way!'

'No problem. The icing is my favorite part.'

This is the part I hate - removing the hook.

"Who was the last to use the icemaker? You left it on extra large!"