Ice Rink Champion Pillows

Kids playing ice hockey for a medal.

Lemniskate

Ice skater

Ice Skater

'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?'

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

Zenboni

'His wife is very supportive.'

"I've never been into the other team's end... what's it like?"

'...And remember' It's not whether your dads win or lose the fight in the stands. It's how you play the game.'

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

'Now, lift and squeeze the diaphragm.' ... 'Sweet.'

"What?!! I'm reducing friction on the ice."

Ice skating

'He's got one more minute alone in the penalty box with my mother.'

Caveman Under the Hockey Ice

'Okay, but for future reference; We never grit the ice in here.'

'Torville and Cow'.

Boy skating on lake, classmates giving scores.

Hold it! I dropped a contact lens.

"Prozzac"

The fight ends, the hockey players flee, and the curling team once again rules the ice rink.

Eskimo fishing in ice rink

Ice Skater

"The ice at the rink isn't smooth. I think the maintenance team slipped up."

'Man, that new guy is nothing but a thug!'

'Was a game played here last night?'

I'd rather be skating in Kew

Hockey Pairs Skaters.