Ice Rink Champion Pillows

Kids playing ice hockey for a medal.

Lemniskate

Ice skater

The Hockey World

Ice Skater

'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?'

Goodenow & Bettman: We have a deal Bob! But do we have any fans left?

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

Zenboni

'His wife is very supportive.'

"I've never been into the other team's end... what's it like?"

'...And remember' It's not whether your dads win or lose the fight in the stands. It's how you play the game.'

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

'Now, lift and squeeze the diaphragm.' ... 'Sweet.'

"What?!! I'm reducing friction on the ice."

Reach you goal! Financial Planners Inc. Quality Dentistry. Get you smile back! Anger Management Classes. Downtown clinic. Slipped on ice? Clark Law can get you cash$.

The Puck Stops Here.

Ice skating

'He's got one more minute alone in the penalty box with my mother.'

Caveman Under the Hockey Ice

'Okay, but for future reference; We never grit the ice in here.'

'Torville and Cow'.

Boy skating on lake, classmates giving scores.

'Zamboni 2': Just when you thought it was safe to go back on the ice.

"Prozzac"

Hold it! I dropped a contact lens.

The fight ends, the hockey players flee, and the curling team once again rules the ice rink.

"The ice at the rink isn't smooth. I think the maintenance team slipped up."

'Man, that new guy is nothing but a thug!'

'Was a game played here last night?'

Eskimo fishing in ice rink

Ice Skater

Hockey Pairs Skaters.

I'd rather be skating in Kew

Penalty Box. Shouldn't there also be a "reward" box? I've been nice most of the game!