Ice Princess T-Shirts

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

I'm BAD deal with it

An Olympian's Moment

'No ice.'

Hockey Season.

Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug

'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?'

Kids playing ice hockey for a medal.

"You call this ice?"

"Well, ONE of us is at the wrong pole..!"

"We used to be cooler."

Bored with retirement, the Great One tries crime.

"By the time I was supposed to resume my hockey career, I had discovered ice dancing."

Giant Birthday Cake

Child making ice sculpture.

'I hear the Met office is predicting further Arctic weather conditions.'

"Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics."

Hockey Goal

"I'd better go -- I think my wife's menopause has arrived."

Snowman and girl

"Will my office be near an ice machine."

"Sorry - I'm out of ice."

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

'Uh oh, there's an icebreaker coming our way!'

"We just got back from Alaska, where we saw the cutest little glaciers."

Global Warming.

"Who was the last to use the icemaker? You left it on extra large!"

Vice On Ice.

Slipping Insurance $5.

"Smoke signals from my neighbor's grill. He's asking if he can borrow some ice."

Skate! Skate! Skate!

'What's so unusual about freezing dead bodies?'

Nothing but snow and ice for 1500 miles -- how does he DO it?

"He should've passed the puck."