Ice Princess Gifts

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

I'm BAD deal with it

An Olympian's Moment

'No ice.'

Hockey Season.

Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug

'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?'

"You call this ice?"

Kids playing ice hockey for a medal.

"Well, ONE of us is at the wrong pole..!"

"We used to be cooler."

Bored with retirement, the Great One tries crime.

Giant Birthday Cake

"I had some upsetting news today… 'Fish gotta swim, Birds gotta fly'."

'I hear the Met office is predicting further Arctic weather conditions.'

Child making ice sculpture.

"By the time I was supposed to resume my hockey career, I had discovered ice dancing."

"Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics."

"Will my office be near an ice machine."

"I'd better go -- I think my wife's menopause has arrived."

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

"Sorry - I'm out of ice."

Arctic Expedition. We have 28 different words for "ice", and 79 different words for "oops."

Hockey Goal

Snowman and girl

'Uh oh, there's an icebreaker coming our way!'

"We just got back from Alaska, where we saw the cutest little glaciers."

Global Warming.

Vice On Ice.

"Who was the last to use the icemaker? You left it on extra large!"

Mat Trick

Slipping Insurance $5.

Instantly, tongue knew he was in real trouble and that all his mom's warning, hither to ignore, were true.

Nothing but snow and ice for 1500 miles -- how does he DO it?

Aprés-ski, Aprés-curl, Aprés board