Ice King Gifts

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'No ice.'

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

Running

Exercise Class

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

Hockey Season.

'Don't bother Daddy -- He fell in the moat again.'

The Unhappy King

Cake

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

Man running

I LOVE YOU IN ICING

The Royal Wii

Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

Like father like son.

'I cut myself slashing the budget!'

'What, you afraid of a little exercise?'

'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?'

'I use these ice cubes to make minor home repairs.'

Everybody forgot his jubilee.

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

(Mother Goose: playboy's Mirthful Master of the Macabre serves Up Some Strange Twists On a Clutch of Children's Classics.) "Is this supposed to be somebody's idea of a joke?"

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

'You might want to try another photographer, Sire. This one tends to cut the heads off.'

Kids playing ice hockey for a medal.

'Could you scoot your chair over this way a little dear?'

'Between you and me Wizard, is it true that you intellectuals have pointed heads?'

Nordic Career-Trak