Ice Hockey Enthusiast Friend Gifts

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

Panettone

Hockey Season.

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

The Leafs win the Cup!

The Hockey World

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

Yeah, I've been driving in circles for an hour looking for a place to park. Zamboni.

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

Zdeno Chara

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

The Real March of the Penguins.

The Hockey Puckey

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

'Overruled, you may continue.'

'His wife is very supportive.'

'...According to the survey, Canadians prefer the doggie style positions, so the can both keep watching the Hockey game...'

'Last warning, Girard! Get rid of that mask!'

Mrs. Tree? A hockey ball hit your daughter. It's likely just a bad bruise. Whew! Though there could be a fracture, nerve damage or fatal blood clots. What? Don't worry. Our medical advisor is evaluating Twig right now. Can you sign this liability waiver? Her hand seems fine. Team lawyer.

"I don’t know what it is, but every time the Bruins win, I love you more and more!"

"I've never been into the other team's end... what's it like?"

"I'm watching the hockey game. The score is 4 nothing for the Zamboni driver."

'...And remember' It's not whether your dads win or lose the fight in the stands. It's how you play the game.'

"I'm not convinced that 'Chekhov on Ice' was a good idea."

"Good game.". . ."Good game.". . . "Nice game.". . . "Good game.". . . "I'm in love with you.". . . "Good game."

Curling Rocks!

Reach you goal! Financial Planners Inc. Quality Dentistry. Get you smile back! Anger Management Classes. Downtown clinic. Slipped on ice? Clark Law can get you cash$.

Always keep your eyes on the ball, Tigers!! Why? I never get to play. Crack. Whack! Any other questions? Will this get me out of practice?

'Geez, Dad! You never scream your lungs out at the refs! Don't you love me?!'

"What?!! I'm reducing friction on the ice."

Giant Ice Skates