Ice Hockey Enthusiast Friend Pillows

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

Panettone

Hockey Season.

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

The Real March of the Penguins.

Zdeno Chara

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

'Overruled, you may continue.'

'His wife is very supportive.'

"I don’t know what it is, but every time the Bruins win, I love you more and more!"

"I'm watching the hockey game. The score is 4 nothing for the Zamboni driver."

"I've never been into the other team's end... what's it like?"

'...According to the survey, Canadians prefer the doggie style positions, so the can both keep watching the Hockey game...'

'Last warning, Girard! Get rid of that mask!'

'...And remember' It's not whether your dads win or lose the fight in the stands. It's how you play the game.'

"I'm not convinced that 'Chekhov on Ice' was a good idea."

"Good game.". . ."Good game.". . . "Nice game.". . . "Good game.". . . "I'm in love with you.". . . "Good game."

Giant Ice Skates

'Geez, Dad! You never scream your lungs out at the refs! Don't you love me?!'

"What?!! I'm reducing friction on the ice."

"You won't see a more naturally gifted skater."

'Now, lift and squeeze the diaphragm.' ... 'Sweet.'