Ice Agent T-Shirts

First Man-To-Man

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

'No ice.'

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

Crowded Ice Fishing

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

Japanese Whaling

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

Snowman ice fishing.

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

Cake

I LOVE YOU IN ICING

Meet Santa's entourage

'Before we staqrt biting do you practice catch and release?'

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

Snow White and her Seven people.

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.'

'Therapy in L.A.'

"People are always banging on about the advantages of 'so-called' diversity."

'Michelle's Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms'

'Our new assignment is to get Iran and North Korea to blow each other up.'

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

"Welcome to our symposium on sexism, and a special thanks to all the lovely ladies who brought a plate."

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

"So your agent doesn't like your lawyer, and your PlR. people don't like your manager. They all like you."

The meeting will start a little late, intelligence is lost in the building somewhere.

"A P.R. Intern Named Salome with the Head Shot of John the Client."

'We want to make a movie about making a fake movie so you can sneak us out of Washington.'

'Don't you ever get tired of all the whispering?'

"Yes, Your Honor. I am Mr. Brandon, Mr. Shindelbower's attorney, along with his agent and publicist."