Ice Agent T-Shirts

First Man-To-Man

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

'No ice.'

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

Crowded Ice Fishing

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

Japanese Whaling

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

Snowman ice fishing.

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

Cake

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

Meet Santa's entourage

I LOVE YOU IN ICING

'Before we staqrt biting do you practice catch and release?'

Snow White and her Seven people.

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

"People are always banging on about the advantages of 'so-called' diversity."

'Michelle's Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms'

'Therapy in L.A.'

'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.'

'Our new assignment is to get Iran and North Korea to blow each other up.'

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

"Welcome to our symposium on sexism, and a special thanks to all the lovely ladies who brought a plate."

The meeting will start a little late, intelligence is lost in the building somewhere.

"My agent."

'We want to make a movie about making a fake movie so you can sneak us out of Washington.'

"So your agent doesn't like your lawyer, and your PlR. people don't like your manager. They all like you."

Hollywood, 2083.

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

'Don't you ever get tired of all the whispering?'