Ibsen Fanatic Pillows

"And yet methinks, Martha, that 'Ibsen with Rhythm' seems somehow to miss the point of Ibsen."

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

The Raven in Flight

"We are now boarding priority travellers. Please be ready to present an air of entitlement."

Do you like my bling?

Knight

'The stuff legends are made of'

"Crayons again?"

Name stickers on car windscreen.

Weigh station

'Yo! No cannonballs!'

Bertram de Born (The Divine Comedy).

'Now that guy is really obtuse. . . and I'm not talking about the angle of the triangle of his fin.'

'I'd like to report a sporran-snatcher.'

'Two hours, and that's it.'

'Is all you can say?' - 'No but that's all I think you'll understand.'

"Viggo Mortensen is naked in it."

'I'll tell you, Ed, this new technology is starting to realy spook me out.'

It's important that you set boundaries for your new pet.

Why it would be awesome to be the invisible man.

"It's not enough that I fly first class...my friends must also fly coach."

Your license please!

Killer Robots

Right-hand drive - A right hand with a car steering wheel and console on it.

"It isn't that I mind driving around, but I'm only getting seven miles to the gallon."

"A ship!"

Punch Initials - T

"The Ficus Benjamina keeps asking where you are, and I'm tired of lying."

'You're right. These are great seats."

'Hey! I'm a bird and I'm blue, so 2 outta 3 ain't bad! And if ya don't like, go screw yerself!'