Hypnotic Glow Fan Gifts

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

Hot Pie Therapy

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"Charming, absolutely charming."

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

Vampire Day Job - Hypnotherapist

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

"No, I'm not asleep, but my foot is."

"Oh no! - we forgot to pay the exorcist... we've been repossessed!!"

"Who wants to help me with the fireworks this year?"

'It's that damned gnome that attracts them!'

'Personally, I don't question these things. My snout period will simply end when it ends.'

"As soon as our state legalizes fireworks, gay marriage, and marijuana - I'm going to start throwing awesome parties you're not invited to."

Snake charmer hypnotizes aliens in flying saucer

Bath Bonfire

'Your snoring kept me awake all through December!'

'Oh it is nice to get away from it all.'

Man with giant firework strapped to his back has colleague light the fuse

July 5...payback.

"Mom forbids me to have fireworks. She gave me this cereal instead!"

'I was on my way to see why so many people were gathered in the park when the fireworks started...'

"You're right. Watching them celebrate freedom before we abduct them is fun."

White Sale

'Moon Jumper One, you are entering restricted Christmas airspace. ABORT!;

Quiet Night

"In case you had any doubts, Holbrook, you're fired!"

Nap time!

'You call that a firecracker?'

'Excuse me, could I borrow a light?'

Skeleton with a ringing phone.

"You know, we're not getting any younger...I mean, pretty soon, we'll both be 16."

Have a CRAPPY New Year!

". . . 5. . . 4. . . 3. . . 2 . . . 1. . . Ok that's enough time infront of the painting. You may go in and see him now."

Traveller's Luggage.