Hypnotic Glow Fan T-Shirts

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"Charming, absolutely charming."

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

Vampire Day Job - Hypnotherapist

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

'Personally, I don't question these things. My snout period will simply end when it ends.'

"Oh no! - we forgot to pay the exorcist... we've been repossessed!!"

"Who wants to help me with the fireworks this year?"

'It's that damned gnome that attracts them!'

"No, I'm not asleep, but my foot is."

'Your snoring kept me awake all through December!'

"As soon as our state legalizes fireworks, gay marriage, and marijuana - I'm going to start throwing awesome parties you're not invited to."

Snake charmer hypnotizes aliens in flying saucer

'Oh it is nice to get away from it all.'

Bath Bonfire

Man with giant firework strapped to his back has colleague light the fuse

July 5...payback.

"Mom forbids me to have fireworks. She gave me this cereal instead!"

'I was on my way to see why so many people were gathered in the park when the fireworks started...'

White Sale

'Moon Jumper One, you are entering restricted Christmas airspace. ABORT!;

Nap time!

"You're right. Watching them celebrate freedom before we abduct them is fun."

Quiet Night

"In case you had any doubts, Holbrook, you're fired!"

'You call that a firecracker?'

'Excuse me, could I borrow a light?'

'Our mirage proves this part of the Sahara is still very French.'

Skeleton with a ringing phone.

Traveller's Luggage.

Have a CRAPPY New Year!

". . . 5. . . 4. . . 3. . . 2 . . . 1. . . Ok that's enough time infront of the painting. You may go in and see him now."

"I see you went to the hypnotherapist"