Hyperactivity Ally Pillows

"Bobby does have a tendency to be a bit active!"

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

Exercising

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

"#Metoo unveils an awful abyss of disrespect, harassments and hostility towards women! Let's make a film about it - boobs and violence sells great!"

Runner going through hurdles.

"Sorry I'm late with my grades. I was busy removing the 'Honor Roll' bumper sticker from the car."

"Dear, if the news stresses you out so much, turn it off!"

"Those eco-terrorists are going to cost us a FORTUNE!!"

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

"Can I get back to you? I'm getting a call from my worry-coach."

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

"Your free-floating anxiety is floating over to me."

"I feel like my emotional baggage is permanently stuck on the luggage carousel."

"Hypochondriac's handbook. A little passion project I'm working on;, or, rather, I would be working on."

Concern Chart

Health MOT's will attract 'worried well': I've looked up my symptoms on the internet and I think I've got ALL these life threatening illnesses.

"No thanks, I don't need an electronic voice-activated assistant. I have a human one."

Horses are nervous animals. . .

Coronavirus crisis

"I've been able to pay attention a lot more in class since the teacher separated us."

The small business man who races ahead of the bigger ones

Cuckoo bird to caged bird: 'I cuckoo every hour! Is it any wonder I'm a little crazy?'

Bathroom privacy options: A guide.

'Wow! What energy drink are you on?'

Man sees energy drink go hopping by.

Disabled Entrance.

"But my dear girl we don't discriminate against you because you're a WOMAN, we discriminate against you because we're MEN!"

Bob walked away from the halfway house – but only got halfway.

A panhandler with a sign that reads "If not me, who? If not now, when?"

"It's a disaster Sir: most new recruits suffer from some kind of ADHD or phone addiction and can't follow a trail for more than 30 seconds..."