Hyperactivity Handler Pillows

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

'You think this is hot. Try having hot flashes, too.'

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

"Peter quickly learns the limitations of his new hamster ball."

'Bad news! We're hamsters!'

Saggy Boobs Make Great Bungee Ropes for Bored Hamsters.

'How many kids do you actually have?'

The End of the Worker Bees

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

Don't jump! Just think what it will do to your wife and kids not to mention your career as a motivational speaker!

'Larry, did you replace the cartridges in all the respirators this morning?'

Summer Berries

Cricket with a hamster in a plastic ball.

"Sorry, eating homework isn't in my job description."

"Don't tell me to chill out!"

Man sees energy drink go hopping by.

'Wow! What energy drink are you on?'

"Jeffery, put that filthy thing down and wash up for dinner. And how many times have I told you not to squeeze him so tight? I swear, if you kill this one too you won't get another one."

Well, I'm not leaving.

"Hey! Who's this little guy?"

'Please report any drips to maintenance immediately.'

Beware of over-exuberant dog.

'You've finally gone crazy - asking that goldfish questions and then ignoring its replies!'

'Juggling is great fun: You should try it...'

'A little too much to drink last night dear?'

'Still polishing it? You're just too good to be true. What do you do with the brownie points up here?'

"I hate these tablets - when I dine out I want a waiter I can snap at!"

Football

Devil buys a fridge (its hot in hell).

"I can take the heat ... I worked in investment banking."

"Bobby does have a tendency to be a bit active!"

"Awww, man. I cracked another screen?!?!"