Hyperactivity Ally Prints

"Bobby does have a tendency to be a bit active!"

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

Exercising

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

"#Metoo unveils an awful abyss of disrespect, harassments and hostility towards women! Let's make a film about it - boobs and violence sells great!"

Runner going through hurdles.

"Sorry I'm late with my grades. I was busy removing the 'Honor Roll' bumper sticker from the car."

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

"Dear, if the news stresses you out so much, turn it off!"

"Those eco-terrorists are going to cost us a FORTUNE!!"

"Can I get back to you? I'm getting a call from my worry-coach."

"Hypochondriac's handbook. A little passion project I'm working on;, or, rather, I would be working on."

"Your free-floating anxiety is floating over to me."

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

"I feel like my emotional baggage is permanently stuck on the luggage carousel."

Concern Chart

'Have I told you how absolutely lovely you look today?'

Health MOT's will attract 'worried well': I've looked up my symptoms on the internet and I think I've got ALL these life threatening illnesses.

Horses are nervous animals. . .

"No thanks, I don't need an electronic voice-activated assistant. I have a human one."

"I've been able to pay attention a lot more in class since the teacher separated us."

Coronavirus crisis

We've been busy today, Ernie! And all because we followed Ted's suggestions! First he told us to go fly a kite. That was fun! Next, he told us to take a hike. It was beautiful. Then he said we should go pound sand and now he wants us to jump in a lake! Best day ever!

The small business man who races ahead of the bigger ones

I had a panic attack this morning, but it stopped when I remembered I was seeing you today. I also had a panic attack this morning. It started when I looked at my appointment book.

'Wow! What energy drink are you on?'

Bathroom privacy options: A guide.

Man sees energy drink go hopping by.

Cuckoo bird to caged bird: 'I cuckoo every hour! Is it any wonder I'm a little crazy?'

Disabled Entrance.

"But my dear girl we don't discriminate against you because you're a WOMAN, we discriminate against you because we're MEN!"

"It's a disaster Sir: most new recruits suffer from some kind of ADHD or phone addiction and can't follow a trail for more than 30 seconds..."

A panhandler with a sign that reads "If not me, who? If not now, when?"

The guns of October: 'Resistance is futile.'