Hype Master Pillows

Advertising and PR Agency: 'I'm able to spin at 60 words per minute, hype at 50 words and distort at 45 words.'

'Sir, what comes first ??" the buzz or the spin?'

"Our problem is we upgraded everything in the new version except the hype."

'How fast can you hype?'

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"Could I ask just one question?"

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

"Eat me"

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

Moo Out Loud

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

Swimming Prankster

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

When you said the cat was hacking down here, I assumed you meant a hairball.

'How fast can you hype?'

'There are no stupid questions, so let's also agree there are no stupid answers.'

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

"It drives me MAD when people act as though we've nothing to do except write moronic memorandum."

"There is only one thing worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. Lol. Winky face."

Buzzfeed does The Bible: 10 commandments that will blow your mind.

Just when I think I've got everything figured out some jerk asks basic questions phobia. 'Why?'

Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'

"Will this job involve multiple choice, true and false, or essay questions?"

'Well, according to this website, the internet no longer exists!'

'Am I on your good Facebook friend list, or on your bad Facebook friend list?'

21st Century Malaise-Attention-Seeking-Disorder

"Ready...."

Deer about to cut rope of gun being lifted to hunter in tree.

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough...

'Maybe the first couple of times, but believe me, the 'Are you following my Tweets' is no longer funny.'

"Any missed assignments can be excused only with a note from your internet service provider."