Hype Master Mugs

Advertising and PR Agency: 'I'm able to spin at 60 words per minute, hype at 50 words and distort at 45 words.'

'Sir, what comes first ??" the buzz or the spin?'

"Our problem is we upgraded everything in the new version except the hype."

'How fast can you hype?'

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"Could I ask just one question?"

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

"Eat me"

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

Moo Out Loud

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

Swimming Prankster

'How fast can you hype?'

'There are no stupid questions, so let's also agree there are no stupid answers.'

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

"It drives me MAD when people act as though we've nothing to do except write moronic memorandum."

"There is only one thing worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. Lol. Winky face."

Buzzfeed does The Bible: 10 commandments that will blow your mind.

Just when I think I've got everything figured out some jerk asks basic questions phobia. 'Why?'

Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'

"Will this job involve multiple choice, true and false, or essay questions?"

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

"Ready...."

'Well, according to this website, the internet no longer exists!'

21st Century Malaise-Attention-Seeking-Disorder

Deer about to cut rope of gun being lifted to hunter in tree.

Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough...

"Any missed assignments can be excused only with a note from your internet service provider."

"Permission to speak in rhyming couplets, sir!"

"I'd like a trigger warning."

"It's my birthday. Churn out some hype."