Hype Beast Mugs

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

'How fast can you hype?'

Tourists and their Pets.

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

'How fast can you hype?'

Advertising and PR Agency: 'I'm able to spin at 60 words per minute, hype at 50 words and distort at 45 words.'

Medieval Office Supplies

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

'How's that, Umpire?'

Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'

'Sir, what comes first ??" the buzz or the spin?'

The pet shop of Doctor Moreau

"Our problem is we upgraded everything in the new version except the hype."

"It's my birthday. Churn out some hype."

Floating Dragon

I would love to learn Karate, but Dad insists I do Boxing instead: He says I have natural disposition for it...

Elephant lifts weight gains trunk muscle...

"What the hell was in that?!"

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

"Hmm. . . I'd better keep THIS quiet. . .!"

'Besides delivering never-ending eternal suffering,how do you want to be portrayed to your customers?' - Web Design.

50% Hype

P.R. Hell: Abandon all hype, ye who enter here.

'You know, Leon, this is much easier now that they've come out with these convenient pop-tops.'

Uniporn

Bob has natural animal magnetism.

'I'm not sure which side of the Bristol Crocodile debate I come down on!'

"Whaddya mean, 'abominable?' - it came 2nd!!!"

"These 'off the grid' holidays are terrifying."

"There's another one of those abominable mountain climbers."

The real reason bears lose weight when they hibernate.

Loch Ness Monster: Silly Ness, Busi Ness, Sexy Ness.