Hymn Singing Pillows

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Louis Armstrong

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

A Fairytale Update

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

Red Letter Days - A declaration of love in public

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

George Michael

"That is an outrageous slur."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

The Pink Bantha

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

Wolf Karaoke

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

Hildegard von Bingen

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

Non-Denominational Carols

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

Old Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

Freddie Mercury