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Religious Maintenance: 24 Hr Callout.

Jack of all trades

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

"He's having a hard time finding work."

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

Tool Box

Painting the Ceiling

'I found the termites!'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

I did it my way.

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'

'Now it fits.'

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

Do-It-Yourself. Do-it-yourself-With-Good-Friends-and-Pizza-and-A-Few-Beers.

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

"Lovely dovetail."

Fuel bill gone through the roof

"See this area right here, honey? This is why we need to find someone who knows what they're doing."