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'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

"He's having a hard time finding work."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Spring Training

'Now it fits.'

"Can you come back next week? He's napping."

''Now we're the only yard in the block with a blue apple tree!'

Woman throwing giant pot.

Mouse real estate!

'The guy who made me is a fan of Magritte.'

'I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism.'

"Head office wants us to wear these until our corporate iamge improves."

'Don't worry, she's going to hold the nails.'

'Running away from the circus to join the world of accountancy isn't working out as I expected. . .'

'All those against, raise your hand. All those in favor of ice cream, scream.'

'He kept his enthusiasm for DIY right up to the end.'

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

Carpenter

'But you said it would be all right to have an executive toy.'

Cat Knitting a Tapestry

"Who would you like me to call first, the electrician or the plumber?"

"Yes, our dishwasher is a smart appliance. But, you still have to actually put the dishes in it."

Christmas gift requiring assembly.

Oh, good - Looks like the doctor's in.

'Not now Susan - I'm busy.'

Helio-Bot

God's lil' fix-it shop.

Mime artist reading: 'Thinking Outside the Invisible Box.'

'Have any of you guys seen a crap magician with a magic top hat?'

"You'll have to excuse the president. He misses his old days at the construction site."

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."