Hygiene Jester T-Shirts

"I'd like you to supply me with a urine, faeces and sperm sample Mr Brooks."

"I continue to wear a mask as a courtesy to you. My wife says I have terrible breath."

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

Whack-a-molecule

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

"Ohhh...pick me pick me!!"

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

The new global mantra flag for the future

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

"No Hand Sanitiser"

'To grow a good beard, have good dental habits. First, brush with a concave brush to clean the teeth's facial surfaces. Then use a convex brush to reach flat surfaces. Then use a scalloped brush to be chic. Then floss to clean between teeth. Then use ...

"I give up. Where's the patient?'

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

A mosquito cleaning the surface of a person's arm before sucking out the blood.

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

Restaurant menu board: 'Day old - 2 day old - 3 day old'

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

Team medic spraying deodorant

'I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism.'

"Go back! The place is full of mold!"

"OK, you're going to feel a little prick, followed by a burning desire to sue me."

Krest Yellow Strips. (Rat performs dental hygiene.)

'He can dish it out but can he take it?'

'Glass of hot water please, I want to wash the cutlery'

'I missed my roommate so I went out and got this spray called, 'Never Showers,' and now it's like she never left.'

John Snow

'There's been unexpected complications involving your husband's bill.'

'Your new teeth whitener is keeping me up.'

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

'Oh Sit down again and read your paper!'

"Whoever pulls it out becomes King of Britain, but Phil licked the handle, so..."