Janitorial Jester T-Shirts

'I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism.'

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

'I don't think that's what they mean by reducing the wine.'

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

"The trees are laughing at us."

Not much money, glory, or praise

"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt."

Husband bakes a pie

Women in a cross country race

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

"Not guilty?"

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

Caution signs.

A baby in court

Elephants never scared me. I once chased three of them into the river/I was able - before I lost my teeth - to bite a crocodile's tail right off / I'll never forget the time I roared so loud, twenty or maybe thirty monkeys fell right out of the tree.

Whittler's Mother.

"Gigot de sept heures."

Crow and fox

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

TV and cleaner

"We are extremely short-staffed here and you would need to be okay with that. For example I’m the janitor, but I also do interviews in between emptying trash cans."

Clown Wedding with Rake