Hygiene Jokester T-Shirts

"Peweeew! Drop your arms, please. Your arm pits are foul."

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

'Do you have to use that? -- tongue depressors make me hungry.'

"Ohhh...pick me pick me!!"

"Why can't you just learn to floss like other men?"

"Sometimes I wish I could just jump into the dryer and come out wrinkle-free!"

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

Restaurant menu board: 'Day old - 2 day old - 3 day old'

A mosquito cleaning the surface of a person's arm before sucking out the blood.

Team medic spraying deodorant

"Go back! The place is full of mold!"

'If you're into preparing healthy meals then I recommend the apricot brandy. It contains the antioxidant beta carotene.'

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

'I missed my roommate so I went out and got this spray called, 'Never Showers,' and now it's like she never left.'

Fresh Corn and Dental Floss farmstands.

'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...'

Customers must wash hands after using their laptops.

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

"Whoever pulls it out becomes King of Britain, but Phil licked the handle, so..."

Ward Cleaning.

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."

Remember to wash your hands: "...but not compulsively."

Employees must wash hands of all responsibility.

Bath tube with human feet.

"I like making pastry... It gets your hands clean."

'What did you find in your soup?'

Now sanitize the lamp and yell your wishes.

"Don't drink that, it's hand santizer."

'...time you had your ears syringed?'

'There's an inspector here from the Board of Health who would like to see the chicken soup.'

Jeff woke up with a disgusting film on his teeth.

"But I can't help it if I smell 'Fishy'!"

"Gesundheit!"

'Ey-up, here comes the boss!'