Hygiene Jester Pillows

"I'd like you to supply me with a urine, faeces and sperm sample Mr Brooks."

"I continue to wear a mask as a courtesy to you. My wife says I have terrible breath."

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

Whack-a-molecule

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

The new global mantra flag for the future

"No Hand Sanitiser"

'To grow a good beard, have good dental habits. First, brush with a concave brush to clean the teeth's facial surfaces. Then use a convex brush to reach flat surfaces. Then use a scalloped brush to be chic. Then floss to clean between teeth. Then use ...

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

"I give up. Where's the patient?'

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

Restaurant menu board: 'Day old - 2 day old - 3 day old'

A mosquito cleaning the surface of a person's arm before sucking out the blood.

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

Team medic spraying deodorant

'I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism.'

"Go back! The place is full of mold!"

"OK, you're going to feel a little prick, followed by a burning desire to sue me."

'Glass of hot water please, I want to wash the cutlery'

'He can dish it out but can he take it?'

'I missed my roommate so I went out and got this spray called, 'Never Showers,' and now it's like she never left.'

John Snow

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

'Your new teeth whitener is keeping me up.'

'There's been unexpected complications involving your husband's bill.'

"Stop right there. Some things we know without being told...like the benefits of scraping your tongue."

"It's almost flu season! Stay indoors! Touch no one!"

"Med Brittle"

'Oh Sit down again and read your paper!'

"Whoever pulls it out becomes King of Britain, but Phil licked the handle, so..."