Hyena Enthusiasts Pillows

'It is Hyena. You said you wanted a fun fur.'

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

"Would you relax? They never look up."

dog vs UFO...

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

Save Our Universe

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

'You caught it, you gut it!'

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

Alien embryo growing in earth.

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

How am I abducting?

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

'Oh, oh, a pack of dogs! Stand still amd maybe they won't notice us.'

"How many darn burritos did you eat?"

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

"The inhabitants of Pluto today declared Earth not a planet..."

"They look like pickles."

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."