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'It is Hyena. You said you wanted a fun fur.'

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

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Sci-Fi Museum. New Exhibit. H.G. Wells War of the Worlds. In 1938, Orson Welles broadcast "War of the Worlds," a radio drama about aliens from Mars invading earth. The radio drama was presented as a series of fake news reports about devastation caused by the invading aliens. Many listeners turned in to the program mid-roadcast and thought the news reports were real. Widespread panic ensued. Wow! Orson Welles caused all that panic with a radio program. Just imagine what he could have don

Alien embryo growing in earth.

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

dog vs UFO...

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

Save Our Universe

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

How am I abducting?

'You caught it, you gut it!'

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

"I understand this diner has quite a reputation."

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

"How many darn burritos did you eat?"

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

"They look like pickles."

"The inhabitants of Pluto today declared Earth not a planet..."

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

'Oh, oh, a pack of dogs! Stand still amd maybe they won't notice us.'