Hydropower T-Shirts

'There has to be a wee bit more to tidal power than THAT, Andy.'

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"More documents to shred? I feel I have more to offer this company than sharp claws."

"Nice work on that German contract. You've made your mark, Ashworth."

"If we gave them press freedom they'd only want democracy too..."

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.'

A man runs on the water from a shark.

Lemonade without borders.

Spy Satellite

"I'm addicted to water."

China's Super Supercomputers

'The close Ops surveillance people have just sent these photo's over and we now strongly suspect that Jimmy the Greek is onto us...'

"I need an apartment just big enough for a laptop, a coffee cup, and me."

Pasadena Playhouse War

Life is simpler in the sticks.

"Now THAT'S what I call a surprise ending!!"

'So, were we entertained tonight, or just bludgeoned into submission?'

Cuba immunizes its population against Covid

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

The Finding Yourself Hour.

"Since when are you into heavy metal?"

"I'm the British Ambassador to the European Court of Human Rights."

Ukraine Chasm

Dexter Flynn, Taxidermy Attorney.

The Rudges' peaceful home

'How much longer are you two going to practice the theme music from 'Psycho'?'

'I enjoy the simple pleasures in life... A big office, a huge salary, firing people...'