Hydropower T-Shirts

'There has to be a wee bit more to tidal power than THAT, Andy.'

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

"More documents to shred? I feel I have more to offer this company than sharp claws."

"Nice work on that German contract. You've made your mark, Ashworth."

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

"If we gave them press freedom they'd only want democracy too..."

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.'

Lemonade without borders.

A man runs on the water from a shark.

Spy Satellite

"I'm addicted to water."

"I need an apartment just big enough for a laptop, a coffee cup, and me."

'The close Ops surveillance people have just sent these photo's over and we now strongly suspect that Jimmy the Greek is onto us...'

"Now THAT'S what I call a surprise ending!!"

The Finding Yourself Hour.

'So, were we entertained tonight, or just bludgeoned into submission?'

"I'm the British Ambassador to the European Court of Human Rights."

"Since when are you into heavy metal?"

Dexter Flynn, Taxidermy Attorney.

Ukraine Chasm

The Rudges' peaceful home

Cuba immunizes its population against Covid

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

'I enjoy the simple pleasures in life... A big office, a huge salary, firing people...'

'I don't know art, but I know what I like.'