Hydration Hacker Pillows

'It's not as convenient, but bagged water is half the price of bottled.'

Weird things I do because of the internet

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

Giving Things Up For Lent.

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

"Slow down. I need another drink. Can we rest for a minute?"

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

'Where you went wrong' Desk.

Hydration

'Tough day at the office! Somebody broke the water cooler!'

'Life if so much simpler since we called Family Ref.'

'It just got ugly. Ed from I.T. drank the entire water cooler and he wasn't even thirsty!'

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

"I'm addicted to water."

"Why, Mr. Conly, I do believe you're trying to get me hydrated."

"There! Now let's hear no more noise about wanting a glass of water!"

Make your own bottled water.

"It has come to my attention, Collins, that you are hydrating on company time."

'Do you have bottled spring water?'

"A hacker logged into my fitness tracker and stole my steps!"

'Ptuwah! This is tap water!'

"Mom, vegetables may help me grow and give me energy, but what if I want to be short and underachieving?"

'See you later - Remember to drink plenty of liquids.'

'It's a clear case of dehydration.'

"He downloaded one of those apps that helps you quit smoking."

"If you drink eight glasses of water every day, you'll due fully hydrated."

Water: the first medicine

"Feel free to hydrate during my presentation."

Secrets of Adulthood.

Man at cooler, notices mouse hole also with cooler.

Finally, I found a good use for that leak.