Hydration Hacker Mugs

'It's not as convenient, but bagged water is half the price of bottled.'

Weird things I do because of the internet

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

Giving Things Up For Lent.

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

"Slow down. I need another drink. Can we rest for a minute?"

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

'Tough day at the office! Somebody broke the water cooler!'

'Where you went wrong' Desk.

Hydration

'Life if so much simpler since we called Family Ref.'

"Why, Mr. Conly, I do believe you're trying to get me hydrated."

"There! Now let's hear no more noise about wanting a glass of water!"

'It just got ugly. Ed from I.T. drank the entire water cooler and he wasn't even thirsty!'

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

"I've been feeling healthier since I attached my fitbit to the collar of my neighbor's terrier."

"I'm addicted to water."

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

Make your own bottled water.

Seeing the marriage counselor.

"It has come to my attention, Collins, that you are hydrating on company time."

"A hacker logged into my fitness tracker and stole my steps!"

'Ptuwah! This is tap water!'

'Do you have bottled spring water?'

"Feel free to hydrate during my presentation."

'It's a clear case of dehydration.'

Water: the first medicine

'See you later - Remember to drink plenty of liquids.'

"He downloaded one of those apps that helps you quit smoking."

"Mom, vegetables may help me grow and give me energy, but what if I want to be short and underachieving?"

"If you drink eight glasses of water every day, you'll due fully hydrated."

Secrets of Adulthood.

Man at cooler, notices mouse hole also with cooler.