Hybrid Reader-viewer T-Shirts

'Does this book come with director commentary.'

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Audio Books

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

Large print e-book.

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

Cat and fishing instruction

Mad Hatter's tea party.

"Speed reader...?"

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

"I dropped my goblet!"

Cat reading Rommel biography.

Book

"It's Shakespeare, Mother - please do't keep moaning 'Oh get on with it'!"

Books and Phones

"You're a surprisingly good kisser for having two different dead guys' lips."

"The butler did it!"

Book computer

Three Little Pigs in a Cyclone

Sex and violence/hell and brimstone.

"Well, he's a squirrel, so yes, he's a hoarder, but that does not help come Winter: he hoards books, not nuts!"

'She said to read between the lines to infer the answer, but it's hard to see in between them because they're so close together.'

"I was NOT huffing and puffing - it's just allergies."

Have the author sign your kindle...

The 1 Minute Scape Goat.

'He's in the library.'

"Curling up with a good book is one thing, but now you're taking a shelfie?"

'Keep up with technology Mum: I'm an e-Bookworm these days...'

Aristophanes

"That's a nice little book. It didn't waste too much of my time."

"Your blood pressure is fine. But you're a little high in cholesterol."