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"Gracie, I don't think you can read a book for your school talent show."

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

Audio Books

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

James Joyce.

'Bront?saurus.'

"Speed reader...?"

Jane Austen

Mr. Stryver at Tellson's Bank

'What are you staring at? . . . Please save me from the English majors.'

Books*. *Batteries not included.

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A new meaning in the Roman

"You'd like a book by Shakespeare? Certainly sir - which one. . .?"

Trilby - 'Hast thou found me, o mine enemy?'

Refueling at Sea: Library Ship

Sex and violence/hell and brimstone.

'When I said we should read together I meant separate books.'

Racing pit crew member holds sign for driver: Stop And Ask For Directions.

The ghost's walk

'What's this, lad? Didn't I tell you not to carry anything heavy!'

'Does this book come with director commentary.'

My aunt astonishes me

Gustave Flaubert

Superhero Rescues Books.

If you choose to read on a Kindle in the privacy of your own home, that's your business, but we're still calling the a X$%^ book club.

George Orwell.

Jane Air

Yellow brick road closed for construction.

Man near pick-pocket warning sign sees Fagin and The Artful Dodger.

Trans Rights are Human Rights

IRS. Tax Code. It's the mark of a real classic. Every time you reread it, you find something new.

I make the aquaintance of Miss Mowcher