Hybrid Reader-viewer Prints

'Does this book come with director commentary.'

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Audio Books

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

Large print e-book.

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

Cat and fishing instruction

Mad Hatter's tea party.

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

"Speed reader...?"

"I dropped my goblet!"

Books and Phones

Book

Cat reading Rommel biography.

"It's Shakespeare, Mother - please do't keep moaning 'Oh get on with it'!"

"The butler did it!"

Boss, I have a question to ask you, but I'm pretty sure I already know what your answer is going to be. Ask away, minion. Can I have a day off each week to catch up on all the "Star Wars" novels and comic books that tie into the upcoming movie? Of course, Rudy. Who am I to stand in the way of your education in the proper role of a boss and his employee? Wait ... Are you talking about the Emperor and Darth Vader? Excellent training manual, if you ignore the lame social justice warrior parts.

Book computer

Three Little Pigs in a Cyclone

"Well, he's a squirrel, so yes, he's a hoarder, but that does not help come Winter: he hoards books, not nuts!"

"You're a surprisingly good kisser for having two different dead guys' lips."

Sex and violence/hell and brimstone.

'She said to read between the lines to infer the answer, but it's hard to see in between them because they're so close together.'

"I was NOT huffing and puffing - it's just allergies."

Book Publisher. Editor. It's perfect! A history of toasters as a pop-up book.

"Curling up with a good book is one thing, but now you're taking a shelfie?"

'Keep up with technology Mum: I'm an e-Bookworm these days...'

'He's in the library.'

What have you been reading so intensely? A fast-paced thriller called Hooked. I love getting caught up in a book. I love the feeling of being lost in a world. In particular, I love escaping to someplace where you do not exist at all. This is an odd sort of book review. With a good book, I am free from you for hours.

The 1 Minute Scape Goat.

Have the author sign your kindle...

"Your blood pressure is fine. But you're a little high in cholesterol."

Aristophanes